A foot in your ass

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scurvyorangesfm:

I had to shrink it down by over 600 pixels. Goddamn.
Does it look a little…. Last Supper-ish to you guys? It looks a little Last Supper-ish to me. I didn’t mean for it to. Damn.
Either way, get ready for a long bunch of details from me. Let’s see.
Heavy is mildly impressed by Medic’s book, God knows where he pulled it out of. Medic’s all ‘look it says right here it’s pronounced levioSAAAAAA, so pull your shit together you schweinhund’
Engi can’t quite hear Medic so he’s likely misheard something WILDLY inappropriate (get yo mind outta the gutter, son)
Pyro, we just don’t know
Soldier’s all ‘look at these fuckin’ NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS over here’ and Demo’s all ‘mm yes quite’
Spy’s always prepared for anyone who might waltz by with a camera for a magazine ad on cigarettes (yes, he’s supposed to be lighting one. Hard to tell, I know.)
Sniper’s about to shank the vain, chain-smoking bastard if he doesn’t take the damn umbrella back already.
Scout looks a little soulless, as he always does when I pose him, for some reason
and Miss Pauling, for some reason, has never seen the rain before now. Someone told her long ago, there’s a calm before the storm. But she didn’t believe them. Nope.

scurvyorangesfm:

I had to shrink it down by over 600 pixels. Goddamn.

Does it look a little…. Last Supper-ish to you guys? It looks a little Last Supper-ish to me. I didn’t mean for it to. Damn.

Either way, get ready for a long bunch of details from me. Let’s see.

Heavy is mildly impressed by Medic’s book, God knows where he pulled it out of. Medic’s all ‘look it says right here it’s pronounced levioSAAAAAA, so pull your shit together you schweinhund’

Engi can’t quite hear Medic so he’s likely misheard something WILDLY inappropriate (get yo mind outta the gutter, son)

Pyro, we just don’t know

Soldier’s all ‘look at these fuckin’ NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS over here’ and Demo’s all ‘mm yes quite’

Spy’s always prepared for anyone who might waltz by with a camera for a magazine ad on cigarettes (yes, he’s supposed to be lighting one. Hard to tell, I know.)

Sniper’s about to shank the vain, chain-smoking bastard if he doesn’t take the damn umbrella back already.

Scout looks a little soulless, as he always does when I pose him, for some reason

and Miss Pauling, for some reason, has never seen the rain before now. Someone told her long ago, there’s a calm before the storm. But she didn’t believe them. Nope.

(vía scoutpauling)

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teafortteu:

parallelpie:

So ~ about that five nights at engi’s 


Fuckin’ Scout. You know he’d be wasting all the power watching a baseball game or trying to flirt with Pauling or something. He’d end up on the video camera with her trying to be a stud, and then she’d be like “…Scout, aren’t you supposed to be watching to homicidal robots?” “Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.”

teafortteu:

parallelpie:

So ~ about that five nights at engi’s 

Fuckin’ Scout. You know he’d be wasting all the power watching a baseball game or trying to flirt with Pauling or something. He’d end up on the video camera with her trying to be a stud, and then she’d be like “…Scout, aren’t you supposed to be watching to homicidal robots?” “Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.”

(vía scoutpauling)

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yourunderwaterskies:

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There was a new girl in town.
She had it all figured out. (Had it all figured out)
And I’ll state something rash.
She had the most amazing….smile.
I bet you didn’t expect that.

But she made me change my ways. (X)

(Texture credit X
Caps credit X)

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